Email from a Martian: Selective hardline when applying U.S. laws
The internet is now a Solar System phenomenon. This email showed up in the inbox recently:
Our friend from the red planet has me stumped. Possible replies in the comments are welcomed.
Dear Porkopolis:
My fellow Martians and I have been monitoring some of your fellow countrymen's logical contorsions with two major issues your country is dealing with. We are hoping you can explain the following:
We have figured out that both the NSA surveillance and illegal immigration issues both have homeland security implications.
What we don't understand is how a paper like the Philadelphia Inquirer can first take a very hardline, no "disturbing end-run around U.S. surveillance laws and, possibly, the U.S. Constitution" approach on one hand but then take an "common sense...it's not amnesty" approach on the other.
You Earthlings are a curious bunch. Look forward to a reply.
Marty the Martian
Our friend from the red planet has me stumped. Possible replies in the comments are welcomed.
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