Monday, May 22, 2006

Contest: Contribute your best defense spin for Congressman William Jefferson

Congressman William Jefferson (D-La) has been caught in an FBI sting accepting $100,000 in cold cash.

Here's your chance to offer Mr. Jefferson your best "dog-ate-my-homework" legal excuse/defense for his actions. Put your suggestions in the comments. All defense arguments should start off with 'Your honor...'

Porkopolis will kick it off:
Your honor...that money was being collected for New Orleans' 2006, hurricane season victims. I placed it in my freezer for safe keeping because, as we all know, FEMA is inept in getting help to the good people of New Orleans when disaster strikes.

1 Comments:

Blogger BizzyBlog said...

I did it for the children.

Yeah, I know they're my children, but they're still children.

May 22, 2006 at 6:25 PM  

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