Monday, May 22, 2006

Contest: Contribute your best defense spin for Congressman William Jefferson

Congressman William Jefferson (D-La) has been caught in an FBI sting accepting $100,000 in cold cash.

Here's your chance to offer Mr. Jefferson your best "dog-ate-my-homework" legal excuse/defense for his actions. Put your suggestions in the comments. All defense arguments should start off with 'Your honor...'

Porkopolis will kick it off:
Your honor...that money was being collected for New Orleans' 2006, hurricane season victims. I placed it in my freezer for safe keeping because, as we all know, FEMA is inept in getting help to the good people of New Orleans when disaster strikes.


Blogger BizzyBlog said...

I did it for the children.

Yeah, I know they're my children, but they're still children.

May 22, 2006 at 6:25 PM  

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