Conspiracies Automated

Thanks to good-ole American ingenuity, bloggers no longer have to wait 'till the dog days of August 2006 for the next Left-wing/MSM fabricated conspiracy. Here's a conspiracy generated in less than 10 seconds using the THE BUSH CONSPIRACY THEORY GENERATOR:

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that oil companies, Republicans, and SUV owners could upset Michael Moore.

Hat Tip: Keeler Political Report