Who said math can't be funny?
Posted by Porkopolis at 7/13/2005 08:32:00 PM
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005
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"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
-Winston Churchill
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last"
-Winston Churchill
"If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
-Thomas Jefferson
"The day that this country ceases to be free for irreligion it will cease to be free for religion - except for the sect that can win political power."
-Justice Robert H. Jackson
"Willful waste makes woeful want."
-Scottish Proverb
"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away."
-Barry Goldwater
"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."
-Margaret Thatcher
"On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-Charles Babbage
"Better be alone than in bad company."
-Thomas Fuller
"It is an equal failing to trust everybody and to trust nobody."
-Thomas Fuller
"Wit is the cadence of an enlightened mind."
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"Being #1 is desirable, but #2 ain't shit."
-Porkopolis
"Questions that have answers prepare us for questions yet to be answered."
-Porkopolis' riff on the Socratic method
"A wealthy man knows when he's rich enough."
-Porkopolis
"Politics is the compromise of principles by principals."
-Porkopolis
Theory of Wisdom: W = U/t
-Porkopolis
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-Winston Churchill
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last"
-Winston Churchill
"If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
-Thomas Jefferson
"The day that this country ceases to be free for irreligion it will cease to be free for religion - except for the sect that can win political power."
-Justice Robert H. Jackson
"Willful waste makes woeful want."
-Scottish Proverb
"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away."
-Barry Goldwater
"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."
-Margaret Thatcher
"On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-Charles Babbage
"Better be alone than in bad company."
-Thomas Fuller
"It is an equal failing to trust everybody and to trust nobody."
-Thomas Fuller
"Wit is the cadence of an enlightened mind."
-Porkopolis
"Being #1 is desirable, but #2 ain't shit."
-Porkopolis
"Questions that have answers prepare us for questions yet to be answered."
-Porkopolis' riff on the Socratic method
"A wealthy man knows when he's rich enough."
-Porkopolis
"Politics is the compromise of principles by principals."
-Porkopolis
Theory of Wisdom: W = U/t
-Porkopolis
"The stars made eyes so that they could admire themselves."
-Unknown
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