"Pork. We're what's for dinner."

The credit for this post's great title goes to Captain's Quarters who comments on Congressman Murtha's penance for threatening Congressman Rogers with extortion:

...Isn't it great when our elected representatives kiss and make up? It costs us millions of dollars, but we get our money's worth in the warmth and goodwill that results. In fact, it creates such strength and friendship in Congress that they have a renewed sense of purpose in divvying up taxpayer monies to help retain their incumbencies and ensure that no meaningful reform ever occurs.

Pork. We're what's for dinner.