"Safety Warning: Sit down before reading"

Via Readthebill.org's Mystery Bills: Tales of the Unread: Greatest Hits 1987-2007 (HT: Thurber's Thoughts):

Here's one of the many sad quotes:

Mr. Speaker, with regard to the amendment in the final form of this bill, my understanding is we are now dealing with a handwritten piece of paper on a napkin?

-Rep. Mark Kirk (R-IL) Jan. 22, 2007

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